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Viihde ja kevennykset => Vitsit => Aiheen aloitti: Kielitieteilijä - Marraskuu 10, 2025, 15:25:34
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There is a nun having a bath
And she hears knocking on the door.
Shes a bit worries
So she shout out
" Who is it?"
He says
"Its a blind man"
She said
"Well come in"
He comes in and says
"Nice tits, where do you want the blinds?"
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A farmer buys a new
young rooster
when his old one
cant perform anymore.
As soon as he gets it home,
The rooster bangs
all of the farmers hens.
The farmer was very impressed...
At next day the rooster
fugs all the ducs and the geese.
Later at that day,
farmer finds the rooster
Lying on the ground with
Vultures circling overhead...
The farmer shakes his head
and says...
You deserved it,
you horny bastard!
The rooster open
one eye and say
Shhhhh
They're about the land!
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A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
"By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon."
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said "Sir... there's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man... "But let me tell you about my weekend."
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If the black bird brings the black babies
the yellow bird the yellow babies
the red chest the red babies and
the white stork the white babies.
Then what brings NO bebies?
A SWALLOW!